10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright