10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "No river, no fish."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.