10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph