10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'