10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.