10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..