10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."