10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP