10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph