10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?