10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."