10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.