10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright