10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- It's Free To Fold...
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson