10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.