10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.