10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer