10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom