10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)