10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders