10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson