10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)