10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.