10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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