10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.