10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-