10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.