10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?