10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)