10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?