10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is