10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.