10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You have to piss with the dick you have