10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts