10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom