10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.