10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes