10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.