10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.