10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson