10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.