10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Welcome to kicker school
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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