10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."