10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo