10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."