10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.