10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"