10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT