10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright