10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.